Fire in the Hole!

I have an explosive case of diarrhea. It is so explosive, it’s powerful enough to drive Osama out of his cave and power a mini nuclear reactor for 5 months.

The most disgusting thing about it is that I can see bits of mushroom from yesterday’s breakfast present in my watery ejection today.

Can you imagine running to the toilet 4 times a day and waking up at night with a neolithic “SHIT! I need to SHIT!” urge?

I suspect my mum forgot to buy toilet paper as well.

FUCKDAMNIT!

M*

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Posted on May 6, 2008, in Yuck and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. wtf?hahaha…who on earth observe what they shite!!!!!!????

  2. IV : er… when you turn around to flush the bowl don’t you get a glimpse of what the hell you shat out?! >.<

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