2 Blondes, 1 Accident and RM50
Here’s a story of why you should never send 2 blondes (myself and Hazel) to do anything.
On Monday, Hazel’s car got knocked by a bus [our dear boss was jumping up and down the studio, “Hazel got banged by a bus! Hazel got banged by a bus!” before I corrected and said “Hazel’s CAR got banged by a bus!”]. To make matters worse, it was a purple tour bus [her favourite colour, not to mention it’ll be hard to get that filthy bastard to face the courts of justice] and it was an INDIAN driver [her favourite race! Long story 😛 ]
So off we trotted to the police station [boss sent me as superior escort cause I’m very bitchy and fierce apparently]. The first police officer who took her report flirted with her. I was merely rolling my eyes and trying not to elbow her in the face.
Officer #1 : SOOO! You’re from SABAH!
Hazel : Er.. yes..
O#1 : So! Is that so-and-so restaurant still there? Which end of this road do you live on?
Hazel : Uhhhhhh -_-
*gab gab gab*
So that was #1. Here’s #2 :
Officer #2 : *mumble mumble*
It was at this moment Miss Hazel decides to bend down and attempt to look at her car’s undercarriage, muttering “Where? Where?”. The police officer just winked at me.
M* : *pulls Hazel up. You blonde! You got conned!
Hazel : WHAT! CHEAT MY MONEY! *feebly attempts to kick police officer.
On a side note, may I remind you that we’re in a fecking police station! I don’t want to get booked just cause my friend decides to assault a police officer!!!!
M* : WHAT THE HELL were you doing?
Hazel : Oh, he told me there was RM50 under my car :s
M* : :s
Before we went to make a report, Hazel doubled back absentmindedly to her car and mumbled “Where’s my damn phone”, opened her car and rummaged for it.
M* : Hazel. It’s in your hand. Beneath the yellow ticket.
Hazel : Oh. Ya.
While we were in the car on the way back to the office on a slope, I noticed something abnormal from the corner of my eye. I sat up and told Hazel :
M* : HOI! You cow! The car’s going backwards! The car’s sliding!
Hazel : ??
M* : The car is sliding!
Hazel : … you cow it’s not! The truck next to us is moving forward.
M* : Oh. 😀
A piecemeal of what goes on in the office almost everyday. Tsk.