Exoticness Is But A Click Away.
In case you didn’t know, I’m actually of genuine Russian-Thai-Chinese parentage. Unlike a particularly famous blogger that claims her looks are due to exotic genes [but it’s all the handiwork of some really skilled surgeon], I can claim this exotic parentage but still end up looking rather Chinese-y.
NOT FAIR! *stomps foot in anger
As I felt rather depressed, I headed over to Morph Thing to expunge my Chineseness and add on the European genes.
I’ve always had a theory that Spanish / Latin American people + Chinese would make a winning combination. I was not wrong.
A Sex Symbol’s face paired with a rather stick-insecty looking face in my opinion, at least :
When a hottie and a nottie engage in mind-bending morphing :
So I’ve decided to mate morph myself with some celebs not only to test my Spanish / Latin American + Asian = hottie theory, but to er, see if my offspring will inherit my bulbous nose or possible my lovely eyes or non existent cheekbones.
Not too bad at all! As you can see, SalMei has a slightly smaller nose and fuller lips and… semi squinty eyes.
I decided to morph my face with a random African American woman. Excuse the dented head, for I must’ve placed the marker point wrongly. Nose less obtuse, lips fuller with a hint of squintness.
A nice hint of Chinese eyes to balance out the stunning facial symmetry. Oh GOD my offspring with Monica Belluci is so perfect if I was a man I’d certainly would’ve squirted love juice in my pants by now.
Kinda reminds me of Ellen Pompeo aka Dr. Meredith Gray of Gray’s Anatomy. Nose still obscenely large, though.
Yes, it is only now that I’ve noticed how obscenely huge my nose is! Maybe it’s the angle, it’s the close-up, WHATEVER. There MUST be something wrong with the morphing thingajig, right? So I’ve decided to morph myself with another Asian…
No hope. Arg.
So much for ridding myself of Chinese genes.
Posted on September 27, 2008, in Fun fun and tagged angelina jolie, cate blanchett, fun, image, lily cole, monica belluci, morph, penelope cruz, salma hayek, wentworth miller, won bin, zhang ziyi. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.