Lamest Sex Me(i) Line
Okay so Foo would like to think I’m damn free at work, but I’m not. I do little quick bursts of blogs to destress [I’d go on twitter, but I don’t have many friends, ergo a waste of time].
Since I’ve been enjoying going out a wee bit of late [pun pun pun!], I’ve of course had a few encounters with boys. Like you know, friend of a friend, that sorta deal. So after a couple of whiskeys, this guy proceeds to chat me up :
M* : Oh, so you work at Microsoft?
Him : Yes, I try to convince people that Microsoft is good.
M* : Hmm. I actually think it’s the devil, and I’m allll for open source. Like Firefox and Chrome!
Him : However, I’d like to tell people I’m Microhard.
M* : Uhhhh….. *silent internal cringe
If I were to see him again, I’d like to say “Micro? Is it really that small? Or did you mean MACROHARD?”