RUN FOR COVER!
I initially wanted to rename this post “I, Suck”, for I, the sickling, has had to skip another class of Bikram, AGAIN.
This is getting really frustrating to me. I seem to be falling sick all over the place, and today’s sickness is = The Runs. The unimaginable need to take a dump at the MOST INCONVENIENT OF TIMES [during breakfast, watching a movie, etc, etc]. Or maybe it’s just my body detoxing? But nevertheless, stay out of the hot room I shall, for I do not fancy leaving class halfway or having the time of my life trying to contain fecal matter for the next 90 minutes.
Speaking of which, do any of you ladies who’ve been practicing for a while experience any … pop-pop-popping feeling / sensations in your lower abdomen [specifically your ovaries] during dhanurasana? Or maybe it’s just food that’s passing through my gut. But whatever it is, that popping feeling is nasty [ick ick ick] and I really want to know if this is common with anyone else because that ick feeling is what makes me drop out of dhanurasana 5-6 seconds early.
And wa-hey, like that it’s time for biddy bye. I’ve turned into a nocturnal creature over these past few weeks. Right now it takes me 3 hours before I’m actually awake. Talk to me before the stipulated 3 hours and you’ll either be treated to a blonde performance by yours truly or a *grunt to every question you ask.