How To Scare Men Away in Bikram Yoga Pt Un
I must admit : Sometimes I go to class with the foolish hopes of spotting eye candy. You know, a guy who’s got a strong practice, OK looking, nice, decent… someone around my age. By my age I mean BELOW FORTY and NOT MARRIED. It’s a real pity that in my studio that’s located in the wop wops [suburbs for you non Kiwis] and thus the demographic here is mostly female, 50+, married. Males? 40+, married, brings wife along.
So I was a little elated that I spied, with my slitty little eye [damn those Asian genes], a rather OK looking young male below the age of forty in class. However, he didn’t have a good practice, ie I don’t see him often. Meh. NEXT.
Another guy is ok looking, decent, ok practice, but oh so reluctant to take up a 60 Day Challenge with me. So in true Mei style I challenged him to it :
M* : So, how bout it? 60 days in a row.
Him : Oh no, I’m too afraid, I may break something!
M* : … Have you got balls?
Him : 😯
M* : If you’ve got the balls, do a 60 Day Challenge with Shireen and I. Don’t have? I’ll de-ball you and place it in a jar next to your bed.
Him : 😯 😯
Hmm. It’s even a wonder he came back to class the next day. Although he conspicuously moved his mat FAR FAR FAR away from mine, out of my line of sight. *sigh.