A Rude Awakening
I shall be known as Gasseous Maximus, daughter of Fartus Alotus, as I felt real gassy and farty during class.
But of course, I adhered to proper societal decorum and did NOT let one rip in class. Not loudly, at least. Heh heh heh. 😀
Started off the day feeling dehydrated. By dehydrated I mean : Even after 4litres of water, my pee is still yellow. DISGUSTING!
Even after skulling another litre of water, my pee stubbornly remained yellow. Fascinating. Actually, not so.
Finally, I had 2 glasses of super electrolytes, had a 1 hour nap before being rudely awakened by two old farts [heh, no pun intended].
During class, the lack of water started playing out as I struggled to find strength, and drifted off to sleep during savasana – dreaming of ponies and unicorns waltzing around the room like I took 4 hits of LSD* – before the familiar “Flex your toes, arms over your head, breathe, suck your stomach in and SIT UP!”.
Lesson : ALWAYS hydrate thyself. Or you’ll find cartoon characters invading your practice.
* Never tried LSD. Apparently it makes you see colourful pretty things, and ponies and unicorns were the 2 pretty colourful things I could think of! 😀