I have so much angst bottled up in me at the end of the day, I end up becoming too tired from trying to contain it all in.
Y’all wouldn’t want to see me explode and curse you to have syphilis in the mouth [and tap some of that vile virus into your lunch when you’re not looking].
So! I’ve decided to let it all out by attending Bikram’s Yoga religiously. In fact, I go about 4-5 times a week. So far noted and obvious improvements are :
– Period over in 3-days [yay!]
– No period cramps [yay!!]
– Arms are toned [watch out Madonna]
– Stomach flatter
– Fat around hips has diminished oh-so-slightly
– Clearer complexion
– More energy
– Very alert now [so alert, I sing off-key in my new office much to the annoyance of others. Finance Manager walked into the room and asked who was singing 😛 ]
– Thighs as toned as a Marble Artemis
But I digress. Off to a hot torture chamber I go!